Originally, contact forms like the one you would usually find here were meant to avoid posting your email address in public and having it scraped.

Now that bots roam every dark corner of the internet, a contact form is just an open invitation for spam. I don’t need another timeshare or crypto investment advice, so let’s see if we can confuse the clankers with a little dash of mystery sauce.

To contact the DJ, speak at this site.

That’s “speak” as in “Speak, friend, and enter.”

Speak.

At this domain.

You can do it. I believe in you.